First week of school:
crucioyourfears: Bitch, I’m gonna work so fucking hard. I’m getting straight A’s! Second week: Screw this shit. I give up.
When the beat drops to your favorite song
I hate when people stare at me
georgeeohh: Bitch, do I entertain you?
When I watch 3D movies.
30 minutes of exercise done for the day.
closetosomenewbeginning: And I’d normally be waking up and convincing myself to get up and get started at this time. Fuck yeah to quiet nights!
If I Ruled The World
Reblog if your sleeping schedule is fucked up.
wowfunniestposts: Day: Night:
3 am phone call: "Hey are you asleep?"
“NO, I’M FUCKIN’ SKYDIVING”
TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE!
famedestroyer: purelyawkward: Calli Swag Dougie. Chris Brown Dougie. Justin Bieber Dougie. Wiz Khalifa Dougie. Vinny, Ronny, & Pauly D Dougie. that 70 Show Dougie. Drunk Dougie. The Tigga Dougie. The Beeeaaar Dougie. The Caaaat Dougie. Will Smith Dougie: ` Then There’s My Mom … o__o
Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert?
nr8gzr: Dad: Here’s $1, take your sister too LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NGAWWWWWWWWWWWW! OMFG <3
How do you expect kids to listen to their parents...
agirlmattknows: Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Pinocchio lies all the time, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys. - We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave, they get it from their story book.